Groundhogs are just hogs that live in the ground.
(the thought of that makes me laugh out loud)
With their neckless stature and sketchy nature,
They seem quite infantile and not at all mature.
Sloths, however, are like rich old men,
Rolling around all day in a swamp of gin.
Until they're disturbed by their lady friends
Who say, "It's been long enough, its time to come in!"
Then they nestle together under a sky full of stars
Far away from the nervous city and smelly cars.
And they giggle at the groundhogs who wish they were bigger,
Because nothing is better than being a sloth - go figure!
But as the laughter dies down, sometimes they say
Maybe they would try being a groundhog for just one day.
