It's really super embarrassing, but I must admit
That I often check for email more than a little bit.
Omg like way more, even obsessively at times,
And when no emails appear, I just sit there sadly and whine.
So much time has passed since I've gotten any messages,
How could I possibly not be obsessed with this?
I must double check that my email even works,
So I send a message to myself like a jerk.
And sure enough it pops up, as if to clue me in
That I'm not quite as popular as I thought I had been.
One day I'll bask in the glory of way too many emails
But until then I'll wonder just what that entails.
