Thursday is the new Friday,
Orange is the new black.
With all these things switching up,
I just cant keep track.
Spiders are our friends now,
Mosquitoes are passe.
If you get bit by certain bugs,
The press says, "It's okay!"
Fat-free mayo on the top,
Mustard in the middle.
Extra spinach for the crunch,
Then cook it on the griddle!
Protein can be eggs or meat,
Or even tofu chunks.
Add a tomato on the top,
And there's your healthy lunch!
